eBay deal of the week

On eBay this week...


You will recieve on (1) ... Cy Young Cleveland Naps 8x10 Photo ... PERFECT FOR AUTOGRAPH


you will "recieve" "on" and if you don't know how many "on" is, you have it in parentheses to be sure (1).

Anyway, your Cy Young Cleveland Naps 8x10 Photo is PERFECT FOR AUTOGRAPH!

By who?

Cy Young died 53 years ago, you idiot. Am I supposed to go to the Peoli Churchland Cemetery in Peoli, Ohio and dig him up? And if I did, if I clasped a pen inside his disintigrating hand and scribbled "Cy Young" on the photo, would it count as an authentic Cy Young autograph?


And on the "Official Cy Young Website," you find this:

Did you know?
Major League Baseball's "Cy Young Award" is named in his honor.

Sonofabitch... so it's not a coincidence...