Monday, August 11, 2008

Things I'd rather do than watch Boone Logan pitch

from monday morning's sports lounge program...

1) Get a tattoo on my eyelid from a guy with severe epilepsy and parkinsons disease while riding a dune buggy during an earthquake

2.) Go outside naked in -5 degree weather and have someone hose me down, then jump face first on a large metal sheet and roll around

3) Make love to a cactus while being beaten with several other cactuses, and then going swimming in a sea of iodine

Boone Logan was optioned to Charlotte on sunday. Luckily, Charlotte games are not aired here.

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